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These, from the "Which Incredibles Character Are You" are simply hilarious! How does one pick between them?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Keep honking. I'm reloading.

Better living through denial.

Too many freaks...not enough circuses.

Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

A cubicle is a padded cell without a door.

All generalizations are false. Including this one.

I got Dash AND Violet...I wanted Edna. Ah, the vagaries of life!

The Usual Suspects: Regard below, mes cheres!