In brief,

Your noble son is mad! Really, really, I'm kicking myself off this dumb machine. However, who can pass up Auden?

The More Loving One -- W. H. Auden.

Or who isn't made happy by Ogden Nash? (Just his name makes me laugh!) Note: read it aloud. That's best. The Sniffle -- Ogden Nash

And since brevity is the soul of wit.... Juliet -- Hilaire Belloc

Remainders: Much as below
PICTURE!!! Because sometimes there's too much text. From Juste's journal. Click on the image to enlarge.